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This Is the Worst

emo scene hipster - THIS IS THE WORST

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  1. aroptua says:

    At first I didn’t get it but then I vomited uncontrollably.

  2. ElrondxSirfalas says:

    I was just about to say the same o_0

  3. reggiN.rooP says:

    KILL THEM BEFORE THEY REPRODUCE!

  4. DrPepper says:

    This.. freaks me out

  5. mustakrakish says:

    i hate when chicks shave their head

  6. Jason says:

    What in the ever-loving hell is this?!

  7. Beat-down says:

    Wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    [breath]
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    [hyperventilate]
    aaaa…!
    [die]

  8. BLUARRAHMYEYES says:

    Well I just got a second helping of breakfast -_-

    Anyone got some eye bleach i can borrow?

  9. Kumori says:

    MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

  10. KingAfter says:

    I’m not saying I’d want this, but this is awesome^^

  11. Like A Lady says:

    Wow. At first I didn’t see what I was looking at, and then I puked and poked my eyes out with a pencil. Can’t wait to see what that’ll look like when they’re 60.

    • 409inurcoffeemaker says:

      ^this^ lol thats what i think when i see the emo/scene whatever f**ks at my school with their million piercings, tattoos and gauges. What’ll they look like when their fat, wrinkled and disgusting? lol :D

      • iamabignut says:

        They’ll be fat, wrinkled and disgusting. Who cares if they are also pierced and tattooed? It isn’t as if anyone outside of Hollywood looks good when they get old.

    • Sleepyhead says:

      Me too. I was looking at it thinking, “So they have a few piercings, what’s the big OH SWEET JESUS NO”.

    • saintdevil says:

      They look like crap right now!

      Without a plug (or a cork or whatever they put in there when they are not french kissing with their lips closed), they are two sorry, slobbering freaks…

    • DrPepper says:

      Find the flaw in your comment ;)
      (hint: poking eyes out, then wait to see something)

    • Scyance says:

      you wont be seeing anything when you’re 60. You poked your eyes out with a pencil.

    • poptart says:

      don’t worry, you won’t have to see what they look like when they’re 60 because you’ve already poked your eyes out with a pencil.

  12. aq says:

    my eyes…they bleed…

  13. D says:

    Kinda makes me wonder… How the heck do they eat soup?

  14. Dispatch says:

    Is this talking about the Newtown I think it is? Or are all Newtowns associated with this kind of thing? Well that seems unlikely, so I’m just going to assume this is talking about Sydney’s Newtown. YAY NEWTOWN! I saw my first transvestite there, fun fact.

  15. spanky says:

    lol i live in Newtown and lost my crap when i saw this. However newtown isn’t the alt scene it used to be, now its just full of chubby and angry lesbians, they are taking over

  16. Because sticking your tongue out your mouth is too mainstream.

  17. Nobody Reeds Youre Stupid Tweets says:

    ~(x_x)~

  18. piet balhaar says:

    wtf look like an alian

  19. entish says:

    HOLY MOTHER ARE THOSE THEIR TONGUES AGGGGHHHHH

  20. kelley davis says:

    I bet thier parents are soooooo proud of them!!! NOT!!!! How disgusting this is

  21. Unknown says:

    Am I the only one who thinks they should be killed with fire?

  22. Moonshine7102 says:

    1. Kill it. With fire.
    2. Plz to can haz eye bleach? KTHXBAI.

  23. guitar says:

    This is… disturbing somehow.But at least they look happy!
    Why that kissing looks fun??O_o

  24. bidule says:

    One mouth ? Too mainstream.

  25. c-dietzy14 says:

    but.. but.. but.. but… but… but… they… they’re… chin.. and… but…

  26. GreenDayLover9834 says:

    I’m scared. But am I the only person who see’s on the dude what his ear-lobes look like? Thats nasty.

  27. casey :P says:

    at first i thought they just had some matching body modifications of horns on their chins and thought it was a little odd, but no big deal.
    Then my eyeballs violently vomited blood.

  28. Dora says:

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. -_-’

  29. Mr.Kittie says:

    HOLYHELL……….. BLARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH O____O Can Not Be Unseen………………..

  30. Wtf… oh god I don’t even… WAIT HOW TO THEY EAT/DRINK WITH 2 MOUTHS D;

  31. Lynz says:

    KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE TYPES!!! *runs away screaming!* I’d say get me eye bleach, but that does no good given that its been committed against my will to memory. *performs a total frontal lobotomy*

  32. Angrod says:

    How the hell do they manage to drink anything? Do they plug that hole with their tongues??

  33. Jason says:

    I look at the picture, I look at the caption that says “Meanwhile, in Newtown…”, and I draw the conclusion that there was a severe radiation accident in wherever Newtown is sometime within the last 5-10 years.

  34. bethbethbeth says:

    wait what newtown is this i live in a newtown and nobody here is half as interesting as that…

  35. SavvyWolf says:

    UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!?!?!?!??! THAT’S NASTY!! I’m sorry. I don’t mean to sound rude or anything. I just don’t understand…. @_@

  36. Harpomatic says:

    Better caption:
    MEANWHILE, IN JOBLESSNESS.

  37. Dave Weckl says:

    thank god its photoshopped …

  38. Superjerk28 says:

    Oh, for the love of all things sane!

  39. nomcidalmaniac says:

    i don’t see whats so bad about it….. AHHHH my eyes dear god my eyes!!!!!1!!

  40. Bennnnnnnnnnnn says:

    THE GLASSES DO NOTHING!

  41. vasaturo says:

    You guys are sassholes. And for the record, they already have reproduced and have a beautiful son.

  42. James Silvester (@TurbochargedJJ) says:

    Does he also have a forked tongue??? that’s just taking it too far TROLOLOLOLO
    Imagine if they had an accident… how would anyone know where to start fixing!??

  43. deutschefolkhero says:

    Silly Newtown bronies, horns go ON THE TOP. UR DOIN IT RONG!!

  44. Maxxor says:

    And that is why most of the population in Mass. should be sterilized. Oh also she dribbles when men blow a wad in her mouth, just saying.

  45. Sarru says:

    Can’t say I find this particularly appealing, but honestly…the whole lot of you are vastly overreacting.


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